Info about Quotations

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Comical Life Quotations

Sometimes, especially when we are feeling a bit low, it helps to be able to try and lift your spirits by thinking of something funny. Below are some very funny quotes about life in general that will help lift up your spirit and just help you look at life a little differently:

• 'A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.' - Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby.


• 'Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.' - Loelia.


• 'Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.' - R. Geis.


• 'Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.' - Will Rogers.


• 'Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.' - Will Rogers.


• 'I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.' - A. E. Matthews.


• 'Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.' - Unknown.


• 'Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.' - Unknown.


• 'There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.' - Oscar Wilde.

There are many different Famous Quotes about Life that are going to remain with us for our entire lifetimes. Many people may never have even heard of the person who has made equality, but many of these quotations are so witty and intelligent that they will never be forgotten.

• 'There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and' - Brad Ramsey.

• 'Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.' - Maryon Pearson.


• 'Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.' - Oscar Wilde.


• 'A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.' - Lana Turner.


• 'Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.' - Helen Rowland.


• 'One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.' - Oscar Wilde.


• 'A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.' - Oliver Hereford.


• 'All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.' - Henry Youngman.


• 'Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.' - Jacques Languirand.